1. Create a flyer for your home-based company, like house cleaning services. Mention Christ at least two times. Include Old Testament Bible verse.
2. Price your services ridiculously cheap ($39.95 for cleaning 1 bedroom, 1 bathroom, kitchen, breakfast nook, dining room, living room, halls and foyer.
3. Buy ziploc sandwich bags. Add a scoop of rocks in every bag (like gravel-size rocks). Place flyer in bag with rocks.
4. Drive through neighborhood and chuck bags at every house you see.
5. Be sure and mention the Federal Supreme Court case that allows you to leave this bag o' rocks at everybody's house.
I am currently enjoying this little gem we received today. For some reason, here in Georgia I have received more services solicitation that reference the Bible than anywhere else I have lived. I loved the creepy one I got from the piano tuner/mover. You turn the flyer over and it references "the wages of sin is death" from the King James version of the Bible. It shows a body burning up in red flames. Gives you such a warmy, fuzzy feeling.
What? No picture of the ziploc bag of rocks? That is a unique advertising method!
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