Sunday, April 18, 2010

Dating 101 - Franks' Style

1.  Take one kid to school.

2.  Take another kid to the bus stop.

3.  Hit the road for about 30 minutes.

4.  Arrive at the designated date spot at 9 a.m.

5.  Put on waders.

6.  Tie on lures.

7.  See some trout swimming in water.

8.  Cast.

9.  Watch fish swim around your lure.

10.  Watch fish swim around your lure...again.

11.  Switch to power bait.

12.  Move up stream after fish mock your power bait some more.

13.  Notice more good ol' boys showing up at your stretch of the crick.

14.  Hold hands with beloved as you wade across creek.

15.  Take picture of beloved wearing his spiffy new fishing vest.

16.  Promise beloved that you will not put the picture on the blog.

17.  Notice that beloved's fishing vest has front pockets placed in a most unfortunate place.  Consider adding underwire support for said pockets.

18.  Continue to fish in vain.

19.  Pack it all in - that fishing hole is not worth the time.

20.  Head to lunch with beloved and talk about what a wonderful morning it was.  Reflect that the best part was holding hands in the river.

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